About

Located in Pensacola Florida, I've had freshwater fish since I was 10. Fish became my full-time in 2020. I woke up covered in sweat, screaming at the ceiling and realized that tropical nano fish were my calling (I also had Covid). Since then I've steadily mastered the art of keeping water columns and reading fish body language. It's not a job, it's a way of life.

My goal is to flatten the learning curve of fish and take big box stores margins while I'm at it. Despite perhaps a low emotional cost, fish are one of the most complicated pets in terms of information depth. A rat, cat or dog are the only animals you can care for from intuition, everything else should be learned by watching my YouTube.

Quality aquatic pets (and scuds), owner-operated, from my tank to yours. Until next time, fishkeepers, until next time.